I am a Big Bang Theory fan. Which is weird because it is the only sitcom that I have ever liked. Nevertheless, repeats or not every night I faithfully watch it. I like most of the characters, but I have to admit that part of me wishes I was Sheldon.
Sometimes I wish I were Sheldon because he just comes right out and says whatever he wants and gets away with it. Everyone remains his friend. I know they make fun of him but he always gets his way, and he also gets away with outlandish remarks and behaviour. If only real life were that forgiving.
So in honour of Sheldon’s wit and candour here are some of his more memorable quotes from the show:
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I’m stupid.
Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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Sheldon: I’ll get the blankets, you Google how to have child-like fun.
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Sheldon: I’m exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Penicillin can’t take this away.
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Penny: This is why I’ve been saying we should keep the champagne on ice.
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: That was tricky because when it comes to alcohol, she generally means business.
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Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
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Howard: I thought you didn’t like Facebook anymore.
Sheldon: Don’t be silly, I’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.
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Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.
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Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested
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Sheldon: I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
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Judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.
Sheldon: Yet you wound up in traffic court.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.
Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?
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Leonard: What was your first clue?
Sheldon: Well, it was a number of things. First, the late hour, then you demeanour seems very low energy, plus your irritability.
Leonard: Yes, I’m upset!
Sheldon: Oh. I don’t usually pick up on those things. Good for me.
Leonard: Yeah, good for you.
Sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what’s bothering you?
Leonard: I don’t know. Maybe.
Sheldon: Wow! I’m on fire tonight.
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Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
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Sheldon: Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase; I have informed you thusly.
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BONUS NEW QUOTE: Do you know this show?
Amy: You shut your damn mouth………Let’s get me waxed!
a little later…..
Sheldon: I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would. I look forward to your next birthday when we do it again.
That’s it for now, I’m so happy for them!
The end, until next time. 🙂
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