You’re not stuck in traffic; you are the traffic.
Mars is the only known planet in our solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.
If you properly shuffle a pack of cards, chances are that exact order has never been seen before in the whole history of the universe.
At some point, you will be the next person on Earth to die.
The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man…according to the human brain.
We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behaviour.
If you’re lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.
We built an atomic bomb twenty years before we had colour television.